Good morning, MyWordVom.com! It’s been a pretty little spell since I’ve drowned you all in a stream of consciousness-style rant, but I thought you may be hankering for one. So I’m giving it to you, because I’m nothing if not a generous lass. I’m a giver. You could be all, “I lost my love handles!” … More Resting clown face (RCF)
Goooood morning MyWordVom.com! I don’t know about you, but this morning’s news has me like, womp. So depressing y’all! I just read about a mass suicide/homicide of a sweet little family, an Iranian execution and an article about that poor oppressed Lucille Ball statue like, back to back. That sculpture beautifully depicts Lucy’s grave excavation after a 27 … More Oh deer
Today’s the day, y’all! The second chapter in Raindropt is now available for all of your reading needs! Your gnome-shaped void is now filled, and that pointy hat-wearing creature is wedged into that unfortunate hole in your life. Woohoo! Now, you may be thinking, “What reading needs are those exactly? I don’t have needs. It’s an election year. … More Escapism at its finest
Good morning, good lookin! I woke up feeling sprightly today, and I think it’s because it’s just 2 more days until novel #2 is released! Hoo-de-hoooo! I’m just a little bit excited. I labored over this book for the past 4.5 months, and now I’m ready for you two to officially meet. She’s already left the … More Nom nom nom cookies nom nom
I just realized it’s been one full year since I committed to writing my first book, y’all! It’s my first first draft-aversary. I would go on to realize (okay, be told by my editor) that my first draft was actually a glorified outline, like the dots a surgeon makes on one’s face before, you know, … More Journey to 1994
As many of you know, I spent the past four months or so writing my second fantasy novel, Raindropt 2 “no place like gnome.” Now, I was the vessel to bring this story to life so I’m biased, but I am truly proud of this book. She’s a beaut, y’all. She’s like “The Spy Who Shagged Me” to “Austin … More What you can expect from Raindropt 2
Oh, hey there. You’re looking good! Have you been working out? No? New haircut? No? Fillers? No? I’ve got it… knuckle implants? I knew it! I noticed your hands were looking beefy, how very brave of you to go under the knife. Ha, I’m kidding. Your hands are looking waif-like, as always. Not that it’s … More Sleep masks
Amid the outpouring of grief and solidarity that marks the aftermath of instances of mass violence, iconic global monuments have often used their lights and facades to make a statement and engender poignant symbolism. Saturday’s mass shooting at a popular gay nightclub in Orlando — the worst in U.S. history, where 50 people were killed… via … More “Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love, cannot be killed or swept aside”
Happy Wednesday, y’all! Now, I realize I’ve been about as dependable as a Fruit Stripe gum tongue tattoo these days. I’m like “allow me to impart my infinite wisdom about what it’s like to write a book” and then “let’s talk about the toilets in Japan” and then I’ve gone amiss without a trace of … More Inky, the mascot of freedom
Goooood morning, MyWordVom.com! I’ve just returned fresh off a twelve hour flight followed by a four-and-a-half hour layover and a swift two-hour connecting flight followed by an hour-long taxi from the airport to home. Fresh as soft cheese in the refrigerator door, that’s what I am.
