Oh deer

Goooood morning MyWordVom.com! I don’t know about you, but this morning’s news has me like, womp. So depressing y’all! I just read about a mass suicide/homicide of a sweet little family, an Iranian execution and an article about that poor oppressed Lucille Ball statue like, back to back. That sculpture beautifully depicts Lucy’s grave excavation after a 27 … More Oh deer

Escapism at its finest

Today’s the day, y’all! The second chapter in Raindropt is now available for all of your reading needs! Your gnome-shaped void is now filled, and that pointy hat-wearing creature is wedged into that unfortunate hole in your life. Woohoo! Now, you may be thinking, “What reading needs are those exactly? I don’t have needs. It’s an election year. … More Escapism at its finest

Journey to 1994

I just realized it’s been one full year since I committed to writing my first book, y’all! It’s my first first draft-aversary. I would go on to realize (okay, be told by my editor) that my first draft was actually a glorified outline, like the dots a surgeon makes on one’s face before, you know, … More Journey to 1994

Sleep masks

Oh, hey there. You’re looking good! Have you been working out? No? New haircut? No? Fillers? No? I’ve got it… knuckle implants? I knew it! I noticed your hands were looking beefy, how very brave of you to go under the knife. Ha, I’m kidding. Your hands are looking waif-like, as always. Not that it’s … More Sleep masks

“Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love, cannot be killed or swept aside”

Amid the outpouring of grief and solidarity that marks the aftermath of instances of mass violence, iconic global monuments have often used their lights and facades to make a statement and engender poignant symbolism. Saturday’s mass shooting at a popular gay nightclub in Orlando — the worst in U.S. history, where 50 people were killed… via … More “Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love, cannot be killed or swept aside”

5 ways Japan is winning at life

Goooood morning, MyWordVom.com! I’ve just returned fresh off a twelve hour flight followed by a four-and-a-half hour layover and a swift two-hour connecting flight followed by an hour-long taxi from the airport to home. Fresh as soft cheese in the refrigerator door, that’s what I am.